FINE I’ll finally be one of those people who puts their art on display: search “Don Kongo” wherever you listen to music!
psych majors with five act tragedy levels of intellectual hubris are so funny. Hi, I'm twenty one years old, and I've been taking a couple classes a semester for the past couple years: now that we've established I have seen the divine truth of all things, here's the worst take you've ever heard.
how can a post with so few notes be so torturous.
so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.
ALTnow important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".
ALTbut if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.
ALTI mean, holy shit
ALTi will use these as reaction images until i die
love when characters have to have a domestication arc before you can even consider giving them a redemption arc
I feel like this could be a good reaction image
look at my 2 year old flop post boy
…something tells me that I’m gonna have to mute the notifs on this post soon
beginning to understand why a post getting tumblr famous is considered a curse
i have alerted the horde
I am in hell
hey… op…. would you like to….. would you like us to…..
fuck i forgot to share that one photo of two dudes making out on the floor at a punk concert in yugoslavia with one of the top comments being: this isn't homosexuality, they're just drunk and the mood struck them
okay calling it a top comment was wrong lol there's 5 of them in total, but:
"this isn't lgbt at all, normal dudes, got drunk, the emotion struck them, they love eachother..."
Anonymous asked:
puki I failed my drivers test because I saw a cute dog and missed a turn wtf do I do :(((((
pukicho answered:
First you see a cute dog and miss a turn, next thing you know you see a cute dog and you’re T-boning a family of four across the intersection. Cute dogs are for a time and a place.
i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes
“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”
and friend got kinda mad at me lmao
Fuck his dad
Fuck his dad
Fuck his dad
Fuck his dad
STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES
YOU AREN’T GIVING ME ENOUGH TIME TO RESET THE TRAPS AND HEAL MY MINIONS
WE’RE UNIONIZED I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW
*mashes the skip dialogue button*
spell issue
